Gibberish Is My Native Language
January 31st, 2007

Guess someone noticed us.

We were running a group buy on GIMPs for some emergency bivvy sacks. Apparently we caused a decent spike in the vendor’s traffic — their usage logs reported a number of hits from the forum. I got this email earlier in the week:

Hi Dr Faulken,

I am the owner of redflarekits.com website. I have been getting some traffic from your forum and I was wondering if I could join in.

Thanks

Alex

Who knows what is going to come out of this, but I’m proud that our relatively small community is growing to the point where we can get noticed by vendors. This may turn out to be nothing, or it could turn out to some more “real” group buys where we get more than a standard discount. Stay tuned, and GO GIMPS!

January 30th, 2007

PSA: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge out on DVD

If you haven’t seen this already, or have never heard of the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, the first season is now out on DVD. In case MXC is new to you: two Americans provide Mystery Science Theater-style fake voice overs to footage from late 80s Japanese game show Takeshi’s Castle. The commentary is often crude and raunchy, with fictious (and often lewd) names given to the contestants. MXC aired on SpikeTV in what I only assume is a mixed order. Hopefully all six seasons will be released on DVD so that I can watch all of them.
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January 29th, 2007

Hoity Toity Game Review

I recently acquired Hoity Toity, a game by Klaus Teuber, creator of Settlers of Catan. If you’ve been a longtime Gibberish reader, you know how much we love Settlers around here. I received Hoity Toity as part of my $10 “Tanga Trash” item sold during a recent Tangathon at Tanga.com.

The premise of the game is simple. Between three to six players take on the roles of antique dealers and attempt to win by building the biggest and best collections … or by stealing them. You may either go to the auction house to acquire more pieces, or go to a gallery to display (or steal) your collection. If you go to the auction house, you may either buy one of two possible items with cash or you can try to steal an item, as long as you are the only thief present. There are three possible actions at the gallery. You may display your collection. The best and second-best collections get to move forward on the game board. You may play a thief and try to steal an item from any display. You may also play a detective, which will send all thieves to jail. All players make their “moves” at once, but the events unfold in cascading order. If I display my winning collection at the gallery, I get to move forward. If a thief is played, they get to steal a part of my collection after I move. If a detective is then played by a third player, then the thief goes to jail after stealing an item from my collection. The game has a kind of rock-paper-scissors feel. You win the game by moving forward with a successful exhibit, you can add to your own collection by stealing, or you can counter thieves with detectives. Unfortunately, this methodology falls a little flat in smaller games.
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January 26th, 2007

Playing the parts game: 922R and “assault weapons”

I recently bought a Tapco T6 adjustable stock for my fair condition Yugoslavian SKS. The stock on my Yugo was beat up pretty bad; cracked in two places with a mighty ding in the left shoulder. I wanted a replacement stock, and not just another wood one — maybe one of those newfangled plastic stocks with a pistol grip! I put in my order for the Tapco. Tapco makes all sorts of products for the AR-15, AK-47, and SKS market, and I trusted their name and product more than a nameless generic stock from eBay. I placed my order from eBay seller ultimatearms, having purchased some paracord from them before. Ultimatearms shipped quickly, and my stock arrived yesterday via UPS. This is where the fun ends.
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January 25th, 2007

On the fence

I went to my second fencing lesson on Tuesday. It’s technically the third session, but I missed the first one. No matter, the first session covered stances and footwork, all of which has been repeated in the following classes. The class has about twenty people in it, with students aged from about nine to probably high forties. The instructor, Jeff, seems like a nice fellow. He admitted to someone after the second session that this was the biggest class he has ever taught by himself, and it shows in the large-grain attention he is able to give to the class. I have thus far received about two minutes of time with him. I know he has nineteen other students to look after, and the course is cheap ($110, including gear), but I am a total newb to this stuff.
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January 24th, 2007

What’s your viking name?

Thanks to Stone Table’s blog I took the What’s Your Viking Name? test. Here are my results:

Your Viking Name is…
Blæinger Bonemangler

Your Viking Personality: You’re a fearsome Viking, but you aren’t completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you’re no “berserker”.

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

I would think that’s pretty dead on. Funny how these things keep working out. I didn’t like how this particular test seemed to list the more blood-thirsty responses first, with the more civilized/pansified options last.

January 24th, 2007

Norelco G390 review

I’m a naturally hairy guy. We’ve covered this in some of the other grooming category entries and my 21 Percent saga. When you’re a naturally hair guy, you need an assortment of weapons to keep things manageable. Add in a request to grow a full beard, and now body hair control requirements go through the roof. Enter the Norelco G390.
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January 23rd, 2007

Cylon doesn’t get far

A combination of weird weather, other-business, and exposure on my foot means that my motorcycle Cylon isn’t getting nearly the workout I would like this year. Granted, by this time last year I’d just started my 3000 mile pledge, but I feel like I should have more ticks on the odometer because I’m much better equipped this season. With heated grips, better boots, wicking apparel and so on I am disappointed I’m still grounded by the weather. This could partly be remedied by buying cold-weather style riding gear, but there are a few problems with that: it costs money, it’s textile (much less protective than leather), and is awfully special purpose. I will probably only wear it two or three months out of the year, and dropping $400+ on winter riding equipment seems like an expensive pursuit.

Despite being nervous about the ambient air temperature (~44°F) I took Cylon out around the county. I intended to stay at slower speeds, but we all know how that goes. The next thing I knew I was carving through traffic at 75MPH and smiling like a fool. The nice thing about riding on colder days is that there’s the absolute minimum amount of traffic on my favorite roads. The level of car traffic stays roughly the same, but when it’s cold all of the garage queens and squids stay home, meaning fewer motorcycles on the twisties. I rarely get stuck behind another motorcyclist on my routes, but when I do it’s obvious they don’t know the roads very well. Bummer.

Hopefully we’ll have another warm snap come February and I’ll get to wear my summertime gear, just like I did last year. :)

Total winter miles: 430.

January 23rd, 2007

Don’t turn the Crank

When I saw Snakes on a Plane I was excited about the trailer for Jason Statham’s latest film Crank. The premise is that Statham’s character Chev is poisoned, and the only way he can stay alive is to keep his body jacked full of adrenaline. I expected a high-flying, unbelievable but good enough for a smirk action assault like Transporter 2 or Snatch. Instead Lady Jaye and I rolled our eyes so much we got dizzy.
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January 20th, 2007

Don’t mess with Teach

I know a lot of my posts are about guns lately. I can’t help it. Between my C&R license and my unofficial status as Ambassador of Fun Safe Happy Gun Club™ I have been shooting a lot lately. I took Teach and Rangerette to the shooting range today. Teach had fired a gun before once, in scouts. As it turns out, it was the same Marlin 60 .22LR rifle we took today, along with my Glock 27 and my Mossberg. Guess which one was his favorite?
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