My dog Pearl likes to eat things she shouldn’t. Whether it be batteries, mobile phones, DVDs, stuffed animals, or paper, it’s mostly just an annoyance and I worry about things getting stuck in her stomach. One thing I really don’t like her eating, however, is poop. I have often looked out of the kitchen window to see her wolfing down some doggie leftovers. I have even caught her waiting, MOUTH OPEN, underneath Porter or Rosie.

What’s worse is that she’s taught Porter that eating crap is a great idea, so now he’s doing it, too.

I researched this online, and found a few suggestions on adding things to a dog’s diet to make their deuces less tasty. I thought this was kinda odd, since I figured droppings were nasty to begin with. But after reading reviews on Amazon.com and a few pet Web sites, I decided to give For-bid by Alpar Labs a try.

For-bid is a powder that you sprinkle on top of your dog’s food. It apparently doesn’t change the taste of their food at all, and all three of my dogs chomped their meals down as normal. I gave the recommended four gram dosage to each dog twice daily for six days. I followed that up with the recommended one gram dosage per meal.

I thought the For-bid was working at first. The initial few days seemed good; I didn’t notice Pearl waiting for Rosie to release her hostages. I began to get suspicious when Porter barfed up a bunch of pureed puppy waste paste on the floor, but chalked that up to them finding some treats without the For-bid in it. However, by the time I got to the one gram dose stage I knew Pearl and Porter were at it again.

I still have sixteen grams worth of product left (I bought twenty-four twelve gram packets) if someone wants to give it a try with their dogs. However, I can confidently say that Alpar Lab’s For-bid powder didn’t work in this household.

EntirelyPets (an Amazon.com store) was great with regards to order processing; I bought two twelve-packets packages for about $26 shipped via Amazon Prime.

Unfortunately, For-bid by Alpar Labs is not recommended.

Does anyone have any other anti-poopchomping suggestions?

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