By October 11, 2006

Another zombie survival quiz

Thanks to The Accountant™ for passing this zombie survival quiz along. Like the previous quiz, some of the questions are debatable, and my outcome is puzzling, but it’s good enough for ten minutes or less of your time.

My results are below the jump.

Future Zombie
You are 52% capable with weaponry, You are 65% prepared, You have 63% Zombie Wits, and 65% Practical Wits!
You have no chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. It is unlikely that anyone can save you from becoming a zombie.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Weaponry
You scored higher than 99% on Preparedness
You scored higher than 99% on ZombieWits
You scored higher than 99% on PracticalWits

Oddly, I scored higher than almost everyone who’s ever taken this test, but still would up being rated as an inevitable zombie casualty. I don’t know if that’s the “point” of this quiz, that surviving a zombie uprising has a 0% survival rate, or if the scoring system is just fucked.

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  1. roclar says:

    Future Zombie
    You are 39% capable with weaponry, You are 40% prepared, You have 27% Zombie Wits, and 42% Practical Wits!
    You have no chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. It is unlikely that anyone can save you from becoming a zombie.

    Not new information there.

  2. Future Zombie You are 26% capable with weaponry, You are 35% prepared, You have 36% Zombie Wits, and 57% Practical Wits! … and still, I scored better than 99% in all categories. I think their quiz assumes everyone dies/zombifies in the end.

    I have some questions about preparation and weaponry, but I’ll ask ’em over in my journal.

    By the way, did you add the Recent Comments display section recently? I like it! Helps the DrFaulken-readers community feel.

  3. drfaulken says:

    Yes! I just added it a few days ago. It was making me sad that so many cool people were making awesome comments on older posts that no one other than me probably saw.

  4. The Proto-Lawyer (tm) says:

    Future Zombie
    You are 91% capable with weaponry, You are 75% prepared, You have 31% Zombie Wits, and 69% Practical Wits!

    How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    Hm, I got 99% on all counts.

    But still gonna be craving brains… braaaaains….

  5. drfaulken says:

    Holy crap — please go to the top of the “who DrFaulken will add to his anti-zombie squad” list!

  6. I posted my questions. I’ve opened up permissions for now so LJ accounts aren’t needed to comment (if I get spamalot, I’ll probably restrict permissions again).

  7. Mike says:

    Future Zombie
    (You are 52% capable with weaponry, You are 25% prepared, You have 77% Zombie Wits, and 57% Practical Wits!)

    “You have no chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse. It is unlikely that anyone can save you from becoming a zombie.”

    How is a 25% prepared score in the 99 percentile?

  8. drfaulken says:

    It’s gotta be jacked up.

    I’d put you on my survivor’s team anyday, buddy.