Binary Bad Behavior: 39 yes or no questions
Here are the rules:
You may only answer “yes” or “no” to the following questions. Exposition is optional; I’ve gone for the straight Y/N.
Taken a picture naked? Yes.
Made money illegally? Yes.
Had a one night stand? Yes.
Been in a fist fight? Yes.
Slept with your best friend? No.
Had sex in a public place? Yes.
Ditched work to have sex? Yes.
Slept with a member of the same sex? No.
Seen someone die? No.
Ran from the police? Yes.
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? No.
Worn your partner’s unmentionables? No.
Fallen asleep at work? No.
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes.
Ran a red light? Yes.
Been fired? No.
Been in a car accident? Yes.
Pole danced or done a striptease? No.
Loved someone you shouldn’t? Yes.
Sang karaoke? Yes.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No.
Caught someone having sex? No.
Kissed a perfect stranger? No.
Shaved your partner? Yes.
Given your private parts a nickname? Yes.
Ever gone in public without underwear? No.
Had sex on a roof top? No.
Played chicken? No.
Mooned/flashed someone? No.
Do you sleep naked? Yes.
Blacked out from drinking? No.
Felt like killing someone? Yes.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yes.
Been with someone because they were in a band? No.
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No.
Shot a gun? Yes.
Gone outside naked? No.
Thanks to Angelcityblues for the idea — although the post over in her LiveJournal is friends-only.
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Taken a picture naked? Yes.
Made money illegally? No
Had a one night stand? No.
Been in a fist fight? No.
Slept with your best friend? No.
Had sex in a public place? No.
Ditched work to have sex? No.
Slept with a member of the same sex? No.
Seen someone die? No.
Ran from the police? No.
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? Yes.
Worn your partner’s unmentionables? No.
Fallen asleep at work? Yes.
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes.
Ran a red light? Yes.
Been fired? Yes
Been in a car accident? No.
Pole danced or done a striptease? No.
Loved someone you shouldn’t? Yes.
Sang karaoke? Yes.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No.
Caught someone having sex? No.
Kissed a perfect stranger? No.
Shaved your partner? No.
Given your private parts a nickname? No.
Ever gone in public without underwear? No.
Had sex on a roof top? No.
Played chicken? No.
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes.
Do you sleep naked? Not often.
Blacked out from drinking? No.
Felt like killing someone? Yes.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No.
Been with someone because they were in a band? No.
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No.
Shot a gun? Yes.
Gone outside naked? No.
Hmm… 14 out of 39… I guess I’m rather square, aren’t I? Kinky, but square
Taken a picture naked? Yes.
Made money illegally? Technically yes.
Had a one night stand? Yes.
Been in a fist fight? Yes.
Slept with your best friend? Yes, but not biblically.
Had sex in a public place? Yes.
Ditched work to have sex? Yes.
Slept with a member of the same sex? Yes, but not biblically.
Seen someone die? No.
Ran from the police? Yes.
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? Yes.
Worn your partner’s unmentionables? No.
Fallen asleep at work? Yes. Course it was after 48 hours of solid work.
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes.
Ran a red light? Yes.
Been fired? Yes.
Been in a car accident? Yes.
Pole danced or done a striptease? No.
Loved someone you shouldn’t? Yes.
Sang karaoke? Yes.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No.
Caught someone having sex? Yes.
Kissed a perfect stranger? Yes.
Shaved your partner? No.
Given your private parts a nickname? Yes.
Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes.
Had sex on a roof top? No.
Played chicken? No.
Mooned/flashed someone? No.
Do you sleep naked? Yes.
Blacked out from drinking? Yes.
Felt like killing someone? Yes.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yes.
Been with someone because they were in a band? No.
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? Yes (never again).
Shot a gun? Yes.
Gone outside naked? Yes, but not by choice. Frigging blizzard.
Taken a picture naked? Yes.
Made money illegally? Yes.
Had a one night stand? Yes.
Been in a fist fight? Yes.
Slept with your best friend? Yes.
Had sex in a public place? Yes.
Ditched work to have sex? Yes.
Slept with a member of the same sex? No.
Seen someone die? Yes.
Ran from the police? Yes.
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? No.
Worn your partner’s unmentionables? Yes.
Fallen asleep at work? Yes.
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes.
Ran a red light? Yes.
Been fired? No.
Been in a car accident? Yes.
Pole danced or done a striptease? No.
Loved someone you shouldn’t? Yes.
Sang karaoke? No.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No.
Caught someone having sex? Yes.
Kissed a perfect stranger? Yes.
Shaved your partner? No.
Given your private parts a nickname? Yes.
Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes.
Had sex on a roof top? No.
Played chicken? No.
Mooned/flashed someone? No.
Do you sleep naked? No.
Blacked out from drinking? Yes.
Felt like killing someone? Yes.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yes.
Been with someone because they were in a band? No.
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? Yes.
Shot a gun? Yes.
Gone outside naked? Yes.
Oh yeah…it’s all comin’ back to me now…
Mark’s and Rebecca’s answers… no names though, you need to figure out who said what…
Taken a picture naked? Yes Yes
Made money illegally? No No
Had a one night stand? Yes Yes
Been in a fist fight? No No
Slept with your best friend? Yes Yes
Had sex in a public place? Yes Yes
Ditched work to have sex? Yes No
Slept with a member of the same sex? No No
Seen someone die? Yes No
Ran from the police? Yes No
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? No No
Worn your partner’s unmentionables? No No
Fallen asleep at work? No No
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes No
Ran a red light? Yes Yes
Been fired? Yes No
Been in a car accident? Yes Yes
Pole danced or done a striptease? No No
Loved someone you shouldn’t? Yes Yes
Sang karaoke? Yes No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes Yes
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No Yes
Caught someone having sex? Yes No
Kissed a perfect stranger? Yes No
Shaved your partner? No No
Given your private parts a nickname? Yes Yes
Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes No
Had sex on a roof top? Yes No
Played chicken? No No
Mooned/flashed someone? No No
Do you sleep naked? Yes Yes
Blacked out from drinking? No No
Felt like killing someone? No Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yes Yes
Been with someone because they were in a band? No Yes
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? Yes No
Shot a gun? Yes No
Gone outside naked? Yes No