Allow me to vent some gun nerd rage at two promotional posters for Jason Statham’s upcoming movie Homefront, which shows him violating at least two of the fundamental and basic rules of firearm safety.
I review Gravity. Its shotgun of tropes technique had little effect on me and I found this film to be boringly derivative.
Sedagive? and I saw the latest Fast and the Furious movie last Thursday. I’ve liked Vin Diesel ever since I saw “Pitch Black” and found out he was the voice of the Iron Giant. And who doesn’t like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson? Murderous space aliens, that’s who. We’ve had an extremely slow start to good […]
I try not to get my hopes up with movies, but sometimes I can’t help myself. I really liked the idea and trailer behind Iron Sky but it turned out to be a big disappointment. Sometimes crazy movies like D-Wars hit my radar and go down in flames, but every once in awhile a movie […]
When the film 28 Days Later hit the screen in 2002, it signaled a huge shift in the zombie genre. Prior to 28 Days Later, zombies were slow and shambling. If I had to compare them to something from nature, I’d say they were glacial. Once 28 Days Later came out with its sprinting non-zombie […]
Ah! Tiger stance! I heard this phrase over thirty years ago, watching Kung Fu movies with my sister, who has long since passed on. In an effort to avoid the screaming and yelling of my parents, we would shut ourselves in her upstairs bedroom and watch martial arts or Godzilla movies around a 13-inch television. […]
I really liked the action movie homage The Expendables. I haven’t seen the sequel yet, but I’m looking forward to it, as well as the untitled and upcoming Expendables film starring an all-female cast. Hell. Yeah. Between my mom and a buttnest of women in action films (Linda Hamilton in the Terminator, Grace Jones in […]
I saw The Dark Knight Rises on midnight on Thursday with Sedagive?, her son Gojira and one of his pals. Here are my thoughts on the movie, and yet another test of The Patented DrFaulken Movie Prediction System™. For those of you who haven’t been to a movie in the theater with me yet, I […]
You know a movie is going to be a disappointment when one of the trailers is for some bullshit animated film starring a Russian Santa Claus and an Easter Bunny that looks like he’s strung out on heroin. Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter was a pretty awesome book, but I saw the movie tonight and have […]
I had the chance to see the movie Prometheus with Sedagive? and my pals Ajar and Bert on Tuesday. Here are my thoughts on the movie, and yet another test of The Patented DrFaulken Movie Prediction System™. For those of you who haven’t been to a movie in the theater with me yet, I have […]