Comments on: Corporate culture: I’m officially indoctrinated

By: BushPutin

BushPutin — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:32:23 +0000

This little nugget is extremely potent, don’t you think?

“A positive attitude is a powerful force…It can’t be stopped!”

Dude, really, I think this is where the government steps in and puts you to sleep…

-BushPutin

By: BushPutin

BushPutin — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:23:26 +0000

Dude if this means anything to you, you’re fucked:

“When you contend with challenges that test your strength, you move more surely towards the top.”

-BushPutin

By: BushPutin

BushPutin — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:18:25 +0000

Next you’ll be _really_ looking forward to that new pair of Dockers. Boat shoes will start to haunt your dreams, and landscapes of golf courses with lame phrases like, ‘you don’t win unless you try’, or, ‘the brass ring is yours for the taking’ will begin to appear on your cube walls….

I think I’ll start calling you Izod…..

Heheheheheh

-BushPutin

By: BushPutin

BushPutin — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:07:08 +0000

Just do what I do. Fix a nice cup of espresso (stove top perc) at, say, 11:00 pm, stay up until 3 am, get up at 6 am, and muddle your way through the work day, hoping that no one notices when you fall asleep at your desk….

Oh, wait….probably not the best idea…

-BushPutin

By: Starbuck

Starbuck — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:06:33 +0000

But on the weekends don’t you drink coffee up until you go to bed. I think you kind of make up for it on the weekends :) FYI I don’t drink as much coffee as I use to since I stopped working for Starbucks

By: roclar

roclar — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:05:26 +0000

Welcome…*gasps*…to my world!

By: Ed

Ed — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:26:46 +0000

Don’t worry buddy, if you ask for a decaf I will put you out of your misery. Just as I would hope you would do for me.