FIOS circling me like a shark

Damn you Verizon! Hurry up and get to me with your blessed FIOS!

I looked at the installation schedule PDF on verizon.com, and those bitches are staking out a perimeter around my house!

We’re the little yellow balloon on the left. The blue line connecting the typical Google map points of interest are the centers of the two roads they’re installing FIOS along.

Hopefully they’ll come out our way by October 🙁