I received a free Gillette Fusion (that’s the six blade face-machete) in the mail from Costco yesterday. After nearly dismembering myself this April with a Gillette Fusion razor, I’m not inclined to keep it. However, those of you without crazy facial growth patterns may find some use for it. The freebie comes with the handle and one razor. It’s sealed, never been used, etc.

The first person in the US to email me gets it. If you feel like sending me the postage via PayPal, so much the better.

I’ll even autograph it for ya ;)