I guess all of those personal training sessions with Yoda paid off. When Lady Jaye got home from work tonight, I tried to make us a pot of tea. I held the tea kettle in one hand, and turned on the kitchen faucet with the other. I pulled the spigot towards me, and all of a sudden SNAP it broke off in my hand!! I batted the faucet off, but a jet of water managed to soak our kitchen wall ten feet away in the split-second while it was on. Part of the stream glanced off of my Herculean bicep and splashed over fuck-all, all the way to our dogs’ dishes.
Check these pictures out. The faucet had a retractable hose-thingy. There was a plastic piece that gave way, fucking thing. The faucet was less than two years old.
We’re going to Lowe’s tomorrow to buy a new faucet, you can bet your ass I’m not getting one with an extendable hose or one from this manufacturer again. Maybe something in SOLID STEEL this time?