By March 1, 2010

How Many 90 Year Olds Can You Take In a Fight Quiz

In the spirit of the “How many five year olds can you take in a fight” quiz I wrote about almost two years ago, The Accountant™ passed along the “how many 90 year olds can you take in a fight” quiz.

Some new rules apply here versus the original:

  • Everyone is ambulatory (no wheelchairs)
  • Everyone is wearing groin protection — this is a big update from the first quiz
  • The “arena” is bigger, about the size of a basketball court

My results:

I could take down 35 90 year olds in a fight.

How Many 90 Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

This is all in good fun. If you are thinking about submitting my results before the court, this in no way implies that I would actually take on 35 90 year people at once, or that I would want to.

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2 Comments on "How Many 90 Year Olds Can You Take In a Fight Quiz"

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  1. Markie says:

    38 for me…

  2. Erin Clare says:

    36 for me… I opted to throw the nearest object if some random old person attacked me out of the blue. Stopping to reason has never worked in the past even with young people. I can assume it only gets worse when you’re 90.

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