With some luck, I may find out how accurate this quiz is.
How many five year olds could you take on at one time, assuming no weapons and no body armor?
34 five year olds. Hell yeah.
A breakdown of my answers follow the jump.
- Fairly good reach
- Average balance
- Can kick 2-3 feet
- Tall in height
- A few years’ worth of martial arts experience
- 8+ fights, lifetime
- Fought against the zerg
- Yes, I have been trampled, by a horse and a donkey (not on the same day, thankfully).
- You mean people don’t fight dirty?
- To hell with morality
- I’ll do whatever it takes to win. Hell, I may do it just to see the look on other kid’s faces.