By October 6, 2005

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing

Thanks to Lady Jaye for pointing this out — apparently a 13-foot long Burmese python swallowed an entire six-foot alligator in the Florida Everglades.

And then it burst open and died.

Okay, for those of you playing along at home, let’s analyze how fucking scary this little event is:

  • One scary predator in the wild: 1 point
  • Two scary predators in the wild meeting at the same time: 3 points
  • Thunderdome-style deathmatch between two wild predators: 5 points
  • Fear that there may be many more non-native snakes in the ‘glades due to pet owners releasing their unwanted pets into the wild: 3 points

Grand total? 12 points on the holy shit scale!

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