By October 6, 2005

I’m Gorram River Tam?

Thanks to for the link to this Which Serenity Character Are You? test.

I turned out to be River Tam. While definitely not one of my favorite characters, I guess the analysis at the end is mostly right. I expected to be either Mal or Jayne based on the questions I was answering. As you can see by the chart, I’m borderline Zoe/Mal/Jayne. At least I can protect all of you when the Reavers come around 🙂

You scored as River Tam. The Fugitive. You are clever and dangerous, which is a nasty combination. The fact you are crazy too just adds to your charm. They did bad things to you, but you know their secrets. They will regret how they made you.

River Tam


Zoe Alleyne Washburne


Capt. Mal Reynolds


Jayne Cobb


The Operative


Simon Tam


Hoban 'Wash' Washburne


Kaylee Frye


Inara Serra


Shepherd Derrial Book


Which Serenity character are you?
created with

No tags for this post.
Posted in: gibberish, link and run

4 Comments on "I’m Gorram River Tam?"

Trackback | Comments RSS Feed

  1. roclar says: are my results.

    Pretty even split here.

  2. drfaulken says:

    Hah, you’re about as even-tempered as any person ever! I would rank you closer to Simon than anyone else, being protective and compassionate but not so HULK SMASH like Jayne or the killin’ kind like Mal and Zoe.

    I fear for you around hardware, but I guess given your aptitude in computers it’s not too far of a stretch 🙂

  3. larimar_sky says:

    I’m guessing you identified with the “there are people after you” question. Me, not so much. I came out with equal parts of The Operator, Zoe and Hoban with a little River Tam thrown in.

  4. seeyo says:

    You scored as The Operative.

    You are dedicated to your job and very good at what you do. You've done some very bad things, but they had to be done. You don't expect to go to heaven, but that is a sacrifice you've made for a better future for all.

    88% Match, and I could see how those who know me might use similar phrases to describe my personality. I don’t know if anyone would describe me as trying to create “a better future for all” though…