You exhibit an overexuberance in all respects that cannot be satisfied. Your attitude and ego are over the top, yet you actually have the skills to match. Its infuriating. People would hate you, but you’re too damned nice. You always ride like its your last day to live, and leave bystanders vaguely aroused.

Your bike is the Ducati 996. Sex on wheels.

I could survive for 57 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

You scored 8 moxie, 5 zeal, and 8 pomp!

You’re a fast and competent rider, but maybe not quite as good as you think you are. You’ve spent some big bucks on a sexy Aprilia, now go buy a beat-up Kawasaki EX500 as a track bike and get in some practice before you kill yourself.

Seriously. The Mille’s power scares the crap out of you at times, and you mostly bought it because you wanted something more unusual than a Ducati. Its not comfortable, you’re not having fun, and you’re riding less than you did on your old bike. If you’re not willing to put in some serious practice time, you should really get something a little less purposefully lethal.

You’ve ridden ‘em all. You love riding, and you’re at the peak of your game. You develop irrational love for unusual motorcycles, and the latest acquisition is a sweet Moto Guzzi.
You are the most likely among the personality types to own a garage full of esoteric old bikes awaiting restoration.

You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?”

This time I got:

Yamaha FJR1300

You scored 5 moxie, 13 zeal, and 5 pomp!

Yamaha FJR1300
You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.

You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

Odd that the results were different, but I could also see the FJR. In fact, it was the #1 bike I considered before buying my BMW K 1200 LTE.

My result: Honda Hawk

Your interest in riding a motorcycle is purely practical – its cheap, easy to get through the city, and you can park anywhere. You are unlikely to ever ride anywhere except between home and work or school. In order to maximize the practicality of riding, you read the magazine reviews and choose a bland yet utterly reliable Honda, a sensible motorcycle for sensible people.