By March 19, 2009

Motorcycling nature report: Eaticus Whilstdrivingcus

It might be a heightened sense of awareness while riding a motorcycle. It might be that I sit up higher than I do when in my car. But I see all sorts of weird people and odd behavior while riding. This may regrettably be an ongoing feature: my motorcycling nature report.

Today’s specimen is the dexterous eaticus whilstdrivingcus, commonly known as “that bitch who eats a Frosty from Wendy’s while steering with her knees.” Now, if you can juggle a frozen dessert, a spoon, and a two-ton car all at once, more power to you. I’m not going to get on my high horse and throw stones for questionable motoring behavior. What does peeve me, however, is when eaticus swerves from side to side and crosses the lane markers because she’s trying to eat.

What the hell, lady?

It’s too bad my helmet visor is tinted, otherwise you could have seen my puzzled oO face as I rode by.

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  1. Spectre says:

    People who aren’t responsible to pay attention to DRIVING, while DRIVING make me sick. Too many people are hurt in avoidable accidents because of apathy and lack of proper training. When I was in Europe I never saw anyone do anything while driving except for paying attention to driving, and I never saw a news report about a horrible accident that was easily avoided.

  2. Gremlin says:

    I fell down while walking down a mountainside yesterday. I was texting. I’m so embarrassed.