To the delight of some and the lamentations of other Gibberish readers, I have put down a $99 reservation on a 451 model smart car. I received an email from smart on Monday, asking me to confirm my choices. The process took about three minutes, and featured what I believe to be final pricing. I selected the stock Passion, with all black body components and few extras: heated cloth seats, the smart premium radio (six disc mp3-capable CD player with AUX jack), and electric power steering. The rest of the goodies I really wanted came standard with the Passion trim. Full details below.

http://gallery.drfaulken.com/d/2916-2/black_black_passion.jpg fortwo passion coupe, 1.0 L, 71 HP, 3 cylinder engine
body panels in deep black
tridion safety cell, black
Upholstery color: design black

Standard equipment

Engine/drivetrain
1.0 L, 71 HP, 3 cylinder engine
5 speed automatic transmission
Paddle shifters
Wheels/tires
9-spokes alloy wheels (15″) with front tires: 155/60 R15; rear tires 175/55 R15
Tire pressure control system

Exterior
body panels in deep black
Panorama roof (sun screen included)
Projector beam halogen headlights
Side indicators in yellow
Exterior mirror cap in tridion color

Interior
Upholstery color: design black
3-spoke leather sports steering wheel with steering wheel shift paddles (incl. leather gear knob)
Basic seat with weight detection and seatbelt recognition
Flat folding passenger seat with backrest adjustment
Storage areas beside the steering wheel and in both doors
Coin holder
Dome light
Mirror in passenger sun visor
Storage
Lockable glove compartment

Safety
Hydraulic dual-circuit brake system
Tire repair kit
Top Tether for child restraint system
Panic button on key
esp - electronic stability program with hill start assist
Anti-lock braking system (abs) with electronic brake force distribution
Full-size driver and passenger airbags
Head/Thorax-Side Airbags
Integral safety seats
Seat belts with belt tensioner and belt-force limiter
Drive lock - auto-activation of the central locking when driving

Functional/electrical equipment
Air conditioning with automatic temperature control (incl. dust, pollen filter)
Power windows with one-touch lowering function
Electronic and heated side mirrors
Central locking system with remote control
Instrument cluster with multifunctional display (fuel-level indicator, coolant-level indicator, residual fuel indicator, service interval indicator, trip mileage indicator, clock)
Outside temperature indicator
Indicators with lane changer function
Front windshield wiper with speed-dependent interval wiping and wiper-/wash function
Intermittent rear windshield wiper with wiper-/wash function
Electric rear window defroster
Electric tailgate release
Locking gas cap
12-volt socket, with cover

Total price before tax, license, registration, and destination charge: $14,410, less than the smart’s mindshare competitors such as the Honda Fit, Toyota Yaris, Nissan Versa, and baseline MINI Cooper. Granted, some of the listed “features” are silly — coin tray? For fuck’s sake — but I think smart is facing a similar problem that the Cooper did when it came out: people aren’t taking the car seriously. Adding a laundry list of features, no matter how small, may convince some people that this is more than a toy. I, on the other hand, fully understand that it’s a toy, and am budgeting my expectations accordingly. Part of my desire to own a smart car is because it’s a quirky little job. I can’t think of many cars in the US that offer the amount of uniqueness as the smart for less than $15,000 sticker. Unofficial reports on the smart’s fuel economy put it somewhere in the forty gallon mark. Not super awesome, but as good as my motorcycle, and has a roof and air conditioning to boot.