While pricing another hard drive array at NewEgg, I got to wondering how much I’ve spent there on personal computing “needs.” I was hoping NewEgg would have some built-in LTV (life time value) function on its order history page, but I had to settle for copying each page of my history to a text file, cleaning it up a bit, then importing it to Excel.

Well, I was amazed. Since September of 2001, I’ve spent $11,256.34 on personal computing items. That’s not including equipment purchased under another account for business equipment.

The most I ever spent at once was $686.20. I used to do a fair amount of distributed computing. I think that and gaming made up most of my historical purchases. Now I’m racking up storage requirements, and will probably drop another $600 or so before the end of the summer on disk space.

I wish I knew more about Excel so I could make fancypants pie charts and shit for you. I’d also like to know what year cost me the most money, etc. I also wonder how many “projects,” like my cheapie-WoW-boxes-turned-expensive started off low and wound up costing me a lot more than I bargained for. I think I wound up spending a fair penny on my dual AMD Socket A processor machine Janus until he bit the dust not too long ago.

This reminds me of the bumper sticker I see from time to time: “I spent some of my money on booze, motorcycles and women. The rest I wasted.”