By February 17, 2009

Stockpile your Teavana Peach Oolong tea!

If you have any peach Oolong tea from Teavana left you may want to stockpile it. Apparently the tea retailer has discontinued their very yummy tea. There is a possibility retail outlets that still have some in stock, but the Web site is all out.

Starbuck wrote in to ask WTF was up, and check out this detailed response:

Hi Starbuck,

Unfortunately the Peach Oolong has been discontinued. If you have any further questions please let me know.
Thank you,

Customer Service

Starbuck, I vote you write back and say, “Here’s a further question: what the fuck is wrong with you people?”

Yes, Adagio has peach Oolong also, but it’s not the same. The Teavana version tastes like tea and peaches; the Adagio version is tea with peach flavoring added to it. Whether this is the actual case or not is pure speculation on my part.

Regardless, if you have some Teavana peach Oolong left you may want to be careful who you make it for. I imagine I’ll be clutching my remaining stores tight and whispering, “My precioussssssssssssssssss ….”

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  1. Starbuck says:

    It is my favorite 🙁
    I have my mom searching for it back home and buying as much as she can, if it is available.
    Too bad my remaining oolong is hiding at your place.
    Don’t touch MINE ALL MINE!!!
    hehehe, jk, you can have some 🙂