The post in which DrFaulken screams like a tweener girl
Every once in awhile I get a wild hair and decide to tackle the many tasks that fill my “to do” list. Some of those tasks involved putting crap up in the attic, which I access through your typical zombie-escape-hatch-style ceiling door with a ladder screwed onto the other side.
So, I grab my stock FZ6 seat with one hand, and grab the door release cord with the other. I pulled on the cord in a very manly fashion, so that the door would swing down easily.
All of the sudden a big ass bee / hornet / deathclaw flying at me. I swear it had a saddle and the number “13” painted on the side. I dropped the seat, jumped back about two feet, and shrilled. I was sure I had been stung by this Rodan-sized insect. I stood perfectly still for a set of very loud heartbeats and decided I was still okay.
Meanwhile, the Cloverleaf-sized critter lay still on the carpet. I approached, ready to stompinate the thing into powder should it so much as twitch.
It was dead. Dead, Jim.
SD card for reference. I could visibly see the stinger, it looked like the end of a pushpin. Great googly moogly.
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That thing is huge
Your reaction wasn’t too bad. I probably would have screamed and ran downstairs and not came back up there for an hour or two.
I believe that’s a European Hornet, I got stung by one on the back o’ my cabasa a few years back. It burns like hell fire and napalm mixed together with kool-aid.
http://www.drmcbug.com/images/Beneficials/ParasiticWasps/predatory-wasps/1EuropeanHornet.JPG
The warning is when the hornet is dead. Next time it might be alive, with friends…
Next time I tell you to buy me a present on your travels, you will remember.
Ed ‘hornet whisperer’
PS Seriously, that thing is huge. Same thing happened to me about a week ago. I was on the computer, and looked down, and the exact same bug was crawling next to my bare foot… Screams of panic, fleeing upstairs, deployment of chemical weapons…
Sick! I totally would have done the “freeze in place and scan for any blunt object” pose.
My granddad taught me a nifty trick though. If you happen to get stung, slice up a raw onion. (He used a white onion slice). Place it over the sting and it relieves the pain almost instantly. I found out first hand after a dead wasp stung me while I was messing around with its corpse. Guess I deserved it.
Glad you didn’t get stung!
Jessica screamed and ran away when she looked at the picture.