[TIW] Stanley Tools FUBAR Functional Utility Bar

This would be a lot higher on my “eventually buy” list if it had a hatchet/machete blade on it somewhere, but the Stanley Tools FUBAR is a multi-purpose tool that has a prybar end, a hammer head, and a grippy-thingy head.

This would come in handy during a zombie outbreak, except for the lack of a damn blade surface. Oh well, a cheap $6 Cold Steel machete would take care of that, but I just hate the idea of packing two tools instead of one.