Uh, is it okay to sit here?
Saw this in my usual stall in the men’s room at work:
Yeah, that’s a roach motel. Not your usual roach motel, but a BIG fucking roach motel. It’s like the damn Blattaria Four Seasons.
Worse yet, it’s about five inches away from my favorite throne. Why? Is it because I use the one in the corner, furthest from the door (most defensible!!)? Or is it because there was a big ass, pony-riding cockroach cowboying around that particular commode?
Between this and the zerg living at the base of the stairs I might just have to get medieval on some insect ass.





I got nothin’. But I did find a bunch of Porters defying gravity for you.
I wouldn’t worry about it. I would just say that it’s there only because it’s the farthest away from eyes that might see it at a passing glance.