Saw this in my usual stall in the men’s room at work:
Yeah, that’s a roach motel. Not your usual roach motel, but a BIG fucking roach motel. It’s like the damn Blattaria Four Seasons.
Worse yet, it’s about five inches away from my favorite throne. Why? Is it because I use the one in the corner, furthest from the door (most defensible!!)? Or is it because there was a big ass, pony-riding cockroach cowboying around that particular commode?
Between this and the zerg living at the base of the stairs I might just have to get medieval on some insect ass.