By September 11, 2008

Uh, is it okay to sit here?

Saw this in my usual stall in the men’s room at work:

Yeah, that’s a roach motel. Not your usual roach motel, but a BIG fucking roach motel. It’s like the damn Blattaria Four Seasons.

Worse yet, it’s about five inches away from my favorite throne. Why? Is it because I use the one in the corner, furthest from the door (most defensible!!)? Or is it because there was a big ass, pony-riding cockroach cowboying around that particular commode?

Between this and the zerg living at the base of the stairs I might just have to get medieval on some insect ass.

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2 Comments on "Uh, is it okay to sit here?"

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  1. Siobhan says:

    I got nothin’. But I did find a bunch of Porters defying gravity for you.

  2. Spectre says:

    I wouldn’t worry about it. I would just say that it’s there only because it’s the farthest away from eyes that might see it at a passing glance.