By April 2, 2009

Wear goggles

Pop quiz: when should you wear protective eyewear?

a) During chemistry class
b) While operating a wood chipper (ex-significant-other inside)
c) When upside-down during particularly vigorous sex
d) While dispensing liquid soap
e) All of the above

If you answered, “e,” you are correct. Observe, Exhibit A:

The liquid soap dispenser at a nearby restaurant was mounted at about chin height. I’m 6′ 0″ … so if you’re shorter, you really need to watch your shit.

Check this out:

I am only slightly stooped over. Who the hell mounted this thing, Shaq?

This isn’t so much a usability thing (although it was hard to use) as some sort of deranged midget joke.

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2 Comments on "Wear goggles"

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  1. BushPutin says:

    I am sooooooooooo glad there was no exhibit for option c…


  2. Starbuck says:

    I couldn’t figure out who would be upside down :/