If you know me at all, you know I buy a lot of stuff. Most of the stuff I buy comes in plastic packaging or cardboard boxes. I make short work out of the boxes with any number of blades, like the Gerber EAB pocket knife or X-Blades razor blade utility knife.

However, that damn clam shell, “blister” plastic packaging is another matter entirely. I have tried scissors, blades, and even the Open-X cutting tool, which is sort of like a pissed off Pac-Man knife with a razor blade in the “mouth.” Unfortunately none of these tools are perfect. Scissors torque and dull. Blades are unwieldy and dangerous on some blister packages. The Open-X is, well, a trip to the emergency room waiting to happen.

Stilts (who tried to kill me with the Open-X in the first place) provided a peace offering with the Zipit Opener. Powered by two AA batteries, the Zipit is an electric cutting instrument that is specially made to open blister / clam shell style packaging.

Would it be enough to redeem the Open-X debacle, or would I use the Zipit’s tiny tiny cutting discs to cut my 6′ 8″ friend down to size?

Retailing for about $25 on Amazon.com and the Zipit Web site, the Zipit Opener works by spinning two metal discs closely together like an electric can opener. You thread the plastic clam shell in between the disc and it NOM NOM NOMs the plastic.

Because we live in a litigious society, there is a plastic finger guard over the hungry bits. The guard is too thick to get most packaging into the discs, but you can remove it and have direct access to the DANGEROUS SPINNING BLADES. I guess this could be a cutting hazard, but you’d really have to try to cut yourself given that you have one hand on the tool itself and one holding the packaging. I’m pretty sure some lawdog insisted they put the cover on it “just in case.”

The Zipit does a good job as long as there is tension on the plastic and you keep everything nice and even. It begins to bog down and snare if the container is oddly shaped. I imagine that blister packs that are sealed closely to the product within would be hard to cut with the Zipit. You may even nick the item inside if you’re not careful. You also have to maintain some consistent pressure in order to get the Zipit to “bite,” and this can be a problem at the edge of the clam shell. There isn’t much tension by that point, and the Zipit choked a few times (as you can see in the video below).


Watch the Zipit in action.

The Zipit is a little too large to put in a kitchen drawer, so it will have to go in my Basket of Random Stuff™ in my dining room. I wish the tool was a little bit shorter (again, the useless plastic guard is what screws everything up). The Zipit tool seems to get the job done, especially if you can pick and choose what you open with it.

It may make a good gift this upcoming holiday season, especially for someone who already has a problem opening these fucking blister packages.

Recommended.

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